June 2013
51 posts
first thing my ‘colleague’ said to me today “you’re jesus age. he was 33 when he was crucified.” so HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME
i said “it’s a mint thing inside black plastic” and my flatmate thought i said “what happens inside black plastic?”
i asked for a margarita and they brought me a PIZZA
there’s really something about taking a dump while listening to opera
May 2013
253 posts
my stomach making noises like when the earth was created
